I'M TOO BUSY COLLECTING MY FORTUNES

I'm sorry but I've been really tied up today to think of much in the real world. You see, our friends the scamers, have been busy e-mailing the last couple of days and I am deeply burdened for them. It could be that I am the wealthiest woman in southwest Kentucky and just haven't got the money yet...or it could be the people sending me the e-mails with the numbers in them - 2, 8, 6, etc. have got my attention, after all I'm always in the market for male enhancement products. Next thing I need is for a dating service to contact me with someone looking for a date. I find the numbers e-mail totally disgusting folks....really!

I received 14 e-mails in 2 days with people holding money for me...some say it's a lottery I've won (which is interesting because I don't do lottery things), some have an inheritance for me while some are just needing helping getting fortunes out of their country into mine, if only I can help them. Decisions, decisions. Which scam is the most appealing?

Could it be none of them are of interest to my feeble ole mind? Might it be the scamers have fallen on hard times and have been sending out more e-mails to trap unwilling victims? Oh my, this world is going to **** in a hand basket, whatever that means (thanks mom for saying that over and over when I was a kid) and with the holiday season upon us scamers need to do their Christmas shopping too?

Alas and alike, yet another term I never understood, there are so many starving scamers waiting to get their hand in some poor, witless person's pocket and rob them blind. Maybe what we need to do is form a government based committee and have them investigate these scams. After all the democrats haven't done anything productive in years, so maybe they can tackle this before Christmas break and then go home and tell all the voters "we're working for you." (Sure you are...) next thing we know we'll be getting an e-mail from congress telling us they are raising our taxes and to go down to Western Union and send them $1,000.

My favorite scamer of the week is the "ninny" who sent out the e-mail saying they represented the FBI and that they were holding money for me. Like the FBI is going to e-mail you about something like that.....pitiful guys! Just pitiful.